"Cap'n Butker be shakin’ his head at that Last Supper jest fer the Paris games—‘tis downright lunacy, I say!"
2024-07-27
Arrr, a right jolly jest be made of "The Last Supper" at them Olympic shindigs, stirring the tempests o' criticism! Even ol' Harrison Butker, the Chiefs' foot-slinger, be raisin' a ruckus. Blimey, what a hullabaloo over a feast gone awry!
Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of one brave kicker from the Kansas City Chiefs, a lad by the name of Harrison Butker, who found himself in a right pickle over the Paris Olympics opening ceremony. Aye, it seems the show featured some drag queens, prancin' about and mockin' the sacred scene of "The Last Supper." Blimey, what a sight!This here Butker, known for his faith-fueled speeches and strong opinions, took to the social seas of social media, exclaimin', “This be crazy!” He even summoned a line from the good book, sayin’, “Be not deceived, God is not mocked,” as if tryin' to steer the ship back to calmer waters.
But wait, there’s more! The performance included a wee lad and a curious embrace suggestin' a ménage à trois, with a headless Marie Antoinette makin’ an appearance, too. What a ruckus! The artistic captain of the show, Thomas Jolly, claimed he was merely breakin' down the clichés of France, but methinks he might’ve gone a wee bit overboard!
So, there ye have it, a humorous hullabaloo on the high seas of entertainment, led by a kicker who’s just tryin’ to keep the faith amidst the spectacle! Aye, what a world we live in!