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Arrr! A famed swashbuckler of the gridiron be makin' wild prophecies 'bout Captain Deion's coaching fate, savvy?

2024-07-27

Arrr, former captain of the gridiron, Barry Switzer, spun a yarn with OutKick's "Don’t @ Me with Dan Dakich," jabberin' 'bout the fate of that swashbucklin' Deion Sanders at Colorado. Aye, ‘tis a tale of rum and touchdowns, matey!

Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be tellin' ye the tale of Deion Sanders, a fine captain who sailed into Colorado's shores, bringin' along his kin and a crew of top-notch scallywags from Jackson State. With a grand start, they plundered the victory o' TCU and danced with joy against Nebraska and Colorado State!

But alas, the winds shifted, and they found themselves face-to-face with the fiercest foes in the Pac-12, losin' their last six battles and settlin' at a record o' 4-8. Though Captain Deion swears to stay the course at Colorado, whispers o' other ports await him. Even the wise old sea dog, Barry Switzer, reckons that Deion'll be searchin' for a new treasure, one that fits his fancy.

Rumors swirl that when the 2024 NFL season ends, the Cowboys may be callin' for our Captain. Yet, Deion be sayin' he’s content in the college seas, preferin' the company o' young lads eager to learn. He’d rather shape their minds than wrestle with grumpy pros who don’t want to practice!

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