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Arrr, matey! Elon be sayin' Tesla could be worth a treasure chest o’ $20 trillion doubloons! Blimey!

2024-07-27

Avast ye matey! Keep yer eye on the horizon o’ AI treasure! Discover the trials and plunderin’ riches that this clever beast be bringin’ to our shores now and in the years to come! Don’t be a landlubber, join the crew! Arrr!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the latest tidings from the treacherous seas of the tech world!

First off, the infamous Elon Musk be dreamin’ big, claimin’ his mighty ship, Tesla, could be worth a staggering $20 trillion doubloons! Aye, that be some grand ambition, savvy?

Next, we have the clever Mark Mahaney, spillin’ the beans that Google be changin’ its sails, callin’ it a ‘new company.’ But beware, mateys, for their stocks be takin’ a plunge! Seems they be catchin’ some rough winds!

And hark! Justine Bateman, a lass from the 'Family Ties' crew, be callin’ out Hollywood’s greedy ways, launchin’ a film festival where no artificial intelligence be allowed. Aye, she be battlin’ against the tech beast!

In other news, the brave souls of video game performin’ be strikin’ over AI concerns, shoutin’ “Game Over!” as they seek to protect their craft. Tread carefully in these digital waters!

Lastly, a venture capitalist warns of “irrational exuberance” in the AI investments, foretellin’ more shipwrecks than treasure chests. So, hoist yer flags high and keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties! Arrr!

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