Arrr, matey! The Wall Street Journal be sayin’ Harris be laggin’ Trump by a mere two paces! Har har!
2024-07-27
Arrr, matey! In the latest treasure map of votes, Vice Admiral Kamala be laggin' 2 points behind that scallywag Trump! Aye, 'tis 47% for her and 49% for him, since Captain Biden be sailin' away from the race. The winds of fortune be a-blowin’!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the political seas! In a recent tale spun by The Wall Street Journal, it be reported that Vice President Kamala Harris be trailin' former Captain Donald Trump by a mere two points, like a ship chasin' after a rogue wave!This poll, blowin' in after the grand ol' Captain Joe Biden decided to hoist his sails and exit the presidential race, shows our fair Kamala holdin' steady with 47% of the landlubbers’ support. But lo and behold, that scallywag Trump be sittin' at 49%—a precarious perch indeed! It’s like a high-seas duel, but instead of cannons, they be usin' polls and debates.
The winds of fortune be shiftin', and the crew be wonderin' if ol' Kamala can find a way to close that gap. Will she summon the spirits of past pirates to rally her crew? Or will Trump hoist his Jolly Roger ever higher, claimin’ victory in this political fray? Aye, it be a right raucous time to be followin' the news from the deck of the good ship Democracy!