Arrr! Jillian Michaels be callin' the Olympics' grand shindig a heap o' hypocrisy after they mocked the Last Supper! Avast!
2024-07-27
Arrr, matey! Fitness queen Jillian Michaels be spittin' fire, callin' a jestin' of Christian ways a right mockery! She be all riled up over that Paris Olympics shindig, where they turned "The Last Supper" into a jolly ol' parody! Aye, the seas be rough when faith be jested!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather ‘round fer a tale of a scallywag named Jillian Michaels, who be raisin’ a ruckus ‘bout the Paris Olympics’ grand ceremony. She be callin’ it a “mockery” of that famed Last Supper, where ol’ Jesus and his crew had their last grub, ye ken? Aye, she took to the seas of social media to address her fellow LGBTQ+ mates, accusin’ ‘em of playin’ fast and loose with somethin’ sacred to over two billion goodly Christians.“Dear fellow gays,” she squawked, “we be demandin’ respect, but then we go and make a ruckus outta somethin’ sacred! What’s that all about, eh?” She be raisin' a flag o' hypocrisy, pointin’ out that it be not helpin’ their cause when they provoke the wrath of the right. “This ain’t how ye break down walls; it be how ye build ‘em!” she exclaimed, like a parrot squawkin’ in a storm.
Even the Kansas City Chiefs kicker, Harrison Butker, piped up, callin’ the performance “crazy” and quotin’ scripture like a good matey should. So, there ye have it, a hullabaloo at the Olympics, with all sorts of drag queens doin’ their best to imitate Da Vinci’s renowned piece. Aye, what a sight fer sore eyes, but perhaps not the best course fer smooth sailin’! Yo ho ho!