The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Arrr! Behold the swashbucklin' crew of 2024 Team USA's hoopin' lads! Snapshots of their grand adventures await!"

2024-07-28

Arrr, me hearties! LeBron James be settin' sail with his crew, aim’n to snatch another golden doubloon for Team USA at the Paris Games! In the comin' fortnight, the high seas o’ basketball shall tremble under his might! Hoist the sails and let the games begin!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the mighty LeBron James, a true captain of the hardwood seas, who be settin' sail to hoist the glorious gold once more! Aye, the Olympics be callin’, and our brave crew of Team USA, with LeBron at the helm, be chartin' a course for Paris in the year of our Lord, 2024!

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