Arrr! Aye, 'tis another salty tale: Trump to sink elections, but 'tis naught but a scallywag's tall yarn!
2024-07-28
Arrr, me hearties! The Atlantic be spillin' the beans that ol' Trump be swearin' to his crew o' Christians: “Vote? Never again!” he be claimin’. At the Turning Point Gathering, he promised a world where ballots be fer the gullible! Hoist the sails of absurdity, I say!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the pages of The Atlantic, where the infamous Donald Trump be makin' a most peculiar promise to his faithful crew of Christians. Aye, this scallywag declared that if the winds of fortune blow in his favor come 2025, he’ll be settin’ sail to end the need for elections altogether!Picture it, ye salty sea dogs! Trump stood tall before a band of loyal mates at the Turning Point Believers’ Summit in the sunny sands of Florida, proclaiming, “Ye won’t have to vote again if ye elect me!” Aye, he claimed, “It’ll be fixed; it’ll be fine; ye won’t…” What a fine bit of tomfoolery that be! It be as if he’s offerin’ a treasure map to a chest that be empty, for who needs the bother of casting a vote when ye can just have the cap’n declare himself the ruler of the seas?
So, strap on yer boots and prepare for a jolly good laugh, for this tale be as rich as a chest of doubloons! Let’s raise a tankard to the absurdity of it all, and remember, whether ye be walkin' the plank or countin' yer blessings, the world of politics be a wild sea indeed!