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Arrr, with a French bellow, Léon Marchand be leavin' the finest fish wranglers in his frothy wake, he be!

2024-07-28

Arrr, me hearties! Marchand, the scallywag known as the “French Michael Phelps,” be splashin’ through the waters like a fish on fire, settin' the Olympic record in the 400-meter medley! Aye, he swam like a cursed mermaid chasin' a treasure chest!

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a swashbucklin' lad named Marchand, who be known throughout the seven seas as the “French Michael Phelps!” Aye, this scallywag took to the waters like a fish to a treasure chest, settin' the Olympic seas ablaze with his prowess in the 400-meter individual medley final!

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