Avast ye! Buccaneer Barmore’s laid up, trapped by a pesky blood clot—blame the ship’s healer, not the rum!
2024-07-28
Arrr, matey! The mighty Christian Barmore of the New England Patriots be stricken with the scurvy blood clots, say the crew on this fine Sunday! He be sailing the seas of rest for an unknown time. Avast! Let’s hope he finds his sea legs again soon!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, fer news from the seas of sportin' endeavor! It be that the New England Patriots be declarin' their fierce defensive tackle, Christian Barmore, has been struck by the dreaded blood clots! Aye, he be holed up at the esteemed Mass General Brigham Hospital, tendin' to his health like a wounded buccaneer mends his sails.This scallywag, a proud second-round pick from the 2021 NFL Draft, findin' himself in a spot o' bother, out indefinitely from the gridiron battles. The Patriots be expressin' their principal concern be his well-bein', not the swashbucklin’ of football at present. Arrr, it’s all hands on deck for his recovery!
His fair agent, Nicole Lynn, be showerin' praises on the Patriots’ trusty trainer, Jim Whalen, who, like a watchful captain, insisted on checkin' a bruise on Barmore’s calf that he thought be naught but a trifle. If left untreated, it could've led to darker waters, aye!
With a fine season under his belt, havin' bagged 8.5 sacks, Barmore recently signed a hefty four-year deal worth $92 million—now that be a treasure worth fightin' for! But as the winds of fate be blowin’, football be the least of their concerns at the moment. Let’s raise a tankard to Barmore's swift return to the field, where he be makin' waves once more!