Arrr, Steve Kerr be the scallywag, not puttin' Jayson Tatum in the fray; now he’s feelin’ like a daft lubber!
2024-07-28
Avast! Jayson Tatum be missin' from the court in the grand Olympic battle 'gainst them Serbians, whilst our swashbucklin' captain, Steve Kerr, be feelin' like a landlubber fool fer not bellin' him in. But fear not, mateys! The crew still claimed victory by 110 to 84! Yarrr!
Avast, me hearties! Team USA's crew of swashbucklin' ballers set sail on the seas of the Paris Olympics and plundered a grand victory against the Serbs, claimin' 110 to 84! Aye, ’twas a fine start to their quest for gold! But lo and behold, what trouble brews when the mighty Jayson Tatum be sittin' on the bench, not touchin' the hardwood the whole match! Arrr!Captain Steve Kerr, the master of this ship, be feelin’ like a daft landlubber for lettin' Tatum sit while he sent forth ten other brave souls into battle. "I felt like an idiot not playin' him," he bellowed, as he be ponderin’ how to navigate the tricky waters of player rotations. Tatum’s mates from the Boston Celtics, like Jrue Holiday and the newly added Derrick White, took to the courts instead. Kerr promised that Tatum be back in the fray soon, sayin’, "He handled it beautifully!" Aye, every match be different, he claimed, but surely Tatum’s time be comin’ like a ship on the horizon!
As for Durant, he took to the seas like a true captain, leadin’ the charge with 23 points, while the rest of the crew, including Bam Adebayo and Anthony Davis, kept the ship steady against the Serbian foes. Prepare ye, South Sudan, for the USA be comin' to claim victory again on July 31! Yarrr!