Arrr, the drag queen of Paris be sayin’, “Scallywags, we ain’t sailin’ away from this grand spectacle!”
2024-07-29
Arrr, Nicky Doll, a bonny drag queen and torchbearer fer the Paris Games, be takin’ the jabberin’ of scallywags to heart! With a wink and a jig, she swabs the deck o’ ridicule, sayin’ the openin’ ceremony ain't mockin’ the Last Supper, but givin’ it a jolly twist!
Nicky, who strutted her stuff whilst carryin' the Olympic flame, took to the seas of Instagram to declare that what folks be seein' ain't no Last Supper but a jovial feast for Dionysius, the merry god of revelry! She be lovin' the ruffled feathers, claimin' it be a grand time for the queer folk to take center stage, havin' long been mere onlookers of others’ triumphs.
The lass proclaimed it an honor to perform before billions, shoutin’ to the naysayers, “WE AIN’T GOING NOWHERE!” A bevy of drag queens, a transgender model, and even a naked singer givin' homage to Dionysus took part in the spectacle, much to the chagrin of some traditionalists.
The Paris 2024 crew, while takin' a hit, relayed that no ill will was meant and it be all about tolerance. Others in the LGBTQ crew remarked the show be but a glimmer, for there be much more land to conquer in the fight for rights. Aye, it be a fine mess, but one worth laughin’ over!