Arrr, Speaker Johnson be blowin' his cannon 'bout them Olympics mockin' the Last Supper—shocking and downright scallywaggin'!
2024-07-29
Arrr, mateys! House Speaker Mike Johnson be raisin’ a ruckus 'bout the Olympic shindig, claimin’ a drag queen’s jest o' Da Vinci’s Last Supper be a right blasphemy! He bellowed it be shockin’ and insultin’ to the good Christian folk watchin’ from afar! Yarr, what a hullabaloo!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of the House Speaker, one Mike Johnson, who be raisin’ his voice like a tempest in a teapot over the grand spectacle of the Olympic games. Aye, on a fateful Saturday, he be settin’ his sights on a curious sight—a drag queen, no less, parodin’ that holy masterpiece, the Last Supper, crafted by the great Leonardo da Vinci himself!This scallywag of a Speaker found the jestin’ to be a grievous affront, a mockery most foul, that be settin’ Christian hearts aflame with rage. “Shocking and insultin’,” he exclaimed, as if his ship had been sunk by a cannonball of blasphemy! Oh, the horror, the horror! He took to the mighty sea of social media, known as X, to declare that such antics be not fit for the noble Olympic stage, where valor and strength should reign supreme!
So, let it be known across the seven seas, ye landlubbers and seafarin’ souls alike, that ol' Johnson be thinkin' a drag queen’s caper be tarnishin’ the good name of da Vinci and turnin’ the sacred into the profane. Arrr, what a rip-roarin' controversy to set sail!