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Arrr, me hearties! Paris crew be sayin’ "Sorry, matey!" but claimin' their show ain't no Last Supper shindig! Ha!

2024-07-29

Arrr, matey! The scallywags runnin' the Paris Games be apologizin' to any landlubber offended by their fancy tableau that tickled da Vinci's "Last Supper." The holy rollers be ragin', but the organizers be holdin' fast to their wild idea! Avast! 'Twas a DJ on the Debilly Bridge, not a betrayal!

Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this jolly tale from the grand seas of Paris! The scallywags organizing the Paris Olympics be in hot water, ye see, after a tableau that harkened back to Da Vinci's famed "Last Supper" stirred the pot o' outrage amongst the religious folk. Aye, they be sorry if any souls be offended, but they be standin' firm like a ship in a storm, defendin' their artistic vision!

Now, this here painting be a mighty serious moment, where the good Jesus spilled the beans ‘bout a traitorous apostle among his crew. But during the opening ceremony, instead of calm seas, the Debilly Bridge saw a ruckus with a DJ and a hullabaloo that had the religious conservatives wavin' their swords of indignation! 'Twas a sight to behold, with the artists thinkin' they were bringin’ a bit o' the divine to the revelries.

So, the organizers be apologizin’ to those whose feathers got ruffled, but they be keepin' their treasure chests closed on the true intent! Aye, in the world of art, ye either sail smooth or swab the deck, and it seems this time, they be doin' a bit of both! Har har har!

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