The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, the pesky bird plague be growin' like a scallywag's treasure map! Keep yer eye on the skies, matey!

2024-07-29

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags be catchin' the plague like barnacles on a ship! Methinks the numbers be fishier than a sea serpent, givin' that cursed bug a chance to learn how to sail from one bilge rat to another! Keep yer wits sharp and yer rum close!

Ahoy me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear, for I’ve got a tale most dire to share! The pesky scourge known as the virus be makin' its merry way through the land, like a sneaky sea serpent slitherin' through the waves. Aye, the landlubbers be countin’ cases, but I reckon they be missin' a fair few, as the numbers be tickin’ up like the tide on a full moon!

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