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Arrr, matey! Reyes Moronta, once a mighty hurler, met Davy Jones on a rickety steed of iron!

2024-07-29

Arrr, matey! Reyes Moronta, once a fearsome hurler in the grand league o' baseball, met his fate on a devilish steel steed in the Dominica seas. Aged but 31, he now sails the eternal waters. Aye, 'tis a fo'c'sle tale fer the ages!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a tale of the late, great Reyes Moronta, a swashbucklin' pitcher for the Los Angeles Angels, who met his untimely end in a raucous motorcycle mishap in the Dominican Republic! Aged but a mere 31 summers, he sailed into the great beyond, leavin' us all in sorrow.

The fine crew of Aguilas Cibaenas, the club from whence he hailed, released a mournful missive upon his passing, expressin' their deep regret and prayin' for his eternal rest. Aye, our hearts be heavy, for Moronta had just bid farewell to the Bravos de Leon and was ridin' free when fate dealt him a cruel blow!

His journey in the great game of baseball saw him don the colors of the San Francisco Giants, where he dazzled the crowds with a 2.49 ERA in 2018, and later sailed with the Dodgers and Diamondbacks before settlin' with the Angels. Alas, the sands of time ran out, and now the Giants mourn, sendin' their condolences to the Moronta clan.

So raise a tankard and toast to Reyes Moronta, a true buccaneer of the diamond, whose spirit now roams the seas of the afterlife! May his legacy live on, as we remember the good times and great pitches he delivered! Arrr!

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