"Arrr! Two swabs be fit to strut in the lassies’ ring at Paris, says the IOC! Avast, what a jest!"
2024-07-30
Arrr, matey! Two lassies in the ring at the Paris Games be throwin’ fists, but not without a squall o’ doubt 'bout their gender! They be cleared to brawl, proving even in fair Paris, the seas o’ eligibility be murky as a shipwrecked treasure!
Now, these brave fighters faced a stormy sea of doubt after bein’ disqualified at the World Championships in New Delhi, where they were deemed not fit for the fray due to mysterious gender eligibility issues. Khelif claimed it was naught but a grand conspiracy against her, while Lin's bronze medal vanished quicker than a ship in a fog!
With echoes of DNA tests and whispers of XY chromosomes, the International Boxing Association cut the ropes, declaring some tried to masquerade as women. But fear not, for our lasses shall take to the ring once more! Khelif be set to clash with Italy’s Angela Carini, while Lin's got herself a first-round bye, like a treasure map that skips the danger!
So hoist the sails and prepare for battle, for these fierce fighters be lookin’ to make waves at the Olympics! Arrr, let the games begin!