Arrr, matey! Coach be settin' sail against the school scallywags fer a fair race fer all, even the lassies!
2024-07-30
Arrr! Coach John Parks, a salty sea dog o' the track and field, be settin' sail on a lawsuit against a scallywag Oregon school! He be tellin' Charly Arnolt that a division for the fairer crew be as vital as rum on the high seas! Yarrr, let the games begin!
Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round fer a tale of John Parks, a brave high school track coach from the fair land of Oregon, who be settin' sail on a legal voyage against his former school district! The good captain, Parks, found himself walkin' the plank after sendin' missives to state officials, raisin' a ruckus about the rules regardin' transgender athletes. He be sayin' it ain't right fer athletes to compete without a fair wind at their backs, and he claims his First Amendment rights be shanghaied!In a recent appearance on "OutKick The Morning," Parks be shoutin' from the crow's nest about the need fer a separate division fer transgender athletes, lest they be booed like a pirate at a tea party. He points out that some of these lasses have the strength of a sea monster, thanks to nature’s cruel hand of puberty! Accordin' to him, a separate division would allow more brave souls to join the race without fear of disadvantage.
With a heart full of determination, Parks be callin' upon the good folk to support his cause and bring back the spirit of fair play to the high seas of sportin' competition. He be still scratchin' his head over why the school turned on him, but the crew be rallyin' behind their captain, sayin', "Stick it to the district!" The legal battle be just beginin', me hearties!