The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr, matey! The Purple Track o' the 2024 Games be brewed with a dash o' mermaid giggles!

2024-07-30

Arrr, matey! They be usin' old mollusk shells from the Med to craft the fancy floor fer the athletes' race! Aye, 'tis all in the name of keepin' the ocean clean while the scallywags run like the wind! Sustainable, ye say? Aye, if only the crabs could run too!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I regale ye with a tale of the finest flooring ever laid for the athletic games! Aye, ye heard me right! These scallywags be usin’ recycled shells, yes, shells of mollusks straight from the mystical Mediterranean Sea, to craft a synthetic track that be fit for the swiftest of sea dogs!

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