Arrr, matey! Seems the scallywag who shot Trump be spewin' hate 'gainst Jews and landlubbers, says the FBI!
2024-07-30
Arrr, matey! The FBI be spillin' the beans to the Senate swabs, claimin' they’ve spotted a social media parley tied to that ruffian, Thomas Crooks. His ramblings smell of anti-Jewish and anti-foreigner bilge, hintin' at motives more twisted than a kraken’s tentacle! Blimey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn from the high seas of politics and mischief. The fine folks at the FBI, those landlubbers of law and order, have spilled the beans to two Senate committees. They be sayin' they’ve sniffed out a possible social media account linked to that scallywag Thomas Crooks, the ruffian who caused quite the ruckus at a Trump rally. Arrr, it seems this pesky account be steeped in beliefs that be as foul as a bilge rat’s breath—anti-semitic and anti-immigrant, they declare!Now, this be the first time they be suggestin' a motive for the knave’s dastardly deeds. They say some of the comments from this account, if they belong to the rogue, be reflectin' the dark waters of political violence and extreme notions, like a stormy sea churnin' with rage. It be a right scandal, I tell ye! What treachery lurks in the hearts of men, eh? So, keep yer eyes peeled and yer cutlasses sharpened, for the tides of mischief be ever rollin' in, and the truth is a slippery fish to catch!