Arrr, NFL matey Joe Thomas be shootin’ back at a lass miffed 'bout the anthem blastin’ in the galley!
2024-07-30
Arrr! Joe Thomas, the grand sea dog of the Browns, be settin’ sail on some banter! A lass be steamin’ over a BBQ joint blarin’ the national anthem, and our stout matey fired back with a hearty laugh, sayin’ it’s a feast for both belly and spirit, ho!
Ahoy there, me hearties! Gather ‘round as I spin ye a yarn of a scallywag named Joe Thomas, a grand champion of the gridiron! This swashbuckler be no fan of a lass who dared to raise a ruckus whilst the national anthem be playin’ in a fine eatery. Aye, she was caught on camera, scornin’ the good folk standin’ for “The Star-Spangled Banner,” as if they be pirates refusin’ to salute the Jolly Roger!With a cheeky caption, she bemoaned, “I was just munchin’ on me grub when all the White folk stood up and did this nonsense!” But Joe, the stout-hearted Brown, wasn’t havin’ any of it. He quipped back with a jest, “I’m sorry ye were offended by yer country’s anthem... hopefully ye enjoyed the brisket at least!” Aye, that be a fine roast, matey!
Meanwhile, former ESPN wench, Sage Steele, chimed in, shoutin’ praises for Mission BBQ, where the anthem be played daily at noon! This fine establishment be raisin’ doubloons for heroes and givin’ a hearty welcome to first responders. Truly, a treasure trove of good food and good deeds! So raise yer tankards and honor the anthem, or ye might just find yerself walkin’ the plank!