Arrr! Simone Biles be spillin' the beans on a cheeky name fer the gold-harrrnin' crew o' USA gymnastics!
2024-07-30
Arrr, after snatching the third shiny gold in the lassies' gymnastics duel o' the last four Olympic brawls, our daring Simone Biles be spillin' the beans on the risqué moniker the crew's taken to! Blimey, 'tis a name fit for a scallywag, I tell ye!
Avast, ye scallywags! The fair lasses of the United States women’s gymnastics crew captured the shiny gold doubloon at the Paris Olympics, celebratin’ like true buccaneers upon glimpse of Simone Biles’ wondrous score of 14.666 on the floor, which sealed their fortune!With their treasure secured, these fine wenches be christenin’ themselves with a new moniker, a tradition as old as the sea itself. Biles, in a fit of mischief, kept the name under wraps, leavin' the crew guessin’. In past voyages, the likes of ‘Fierce Five’ and ‘Final Five’ sailed forth, but this year’s name be a right riddle!
At a squabble after the event, gold medalist Aly Raisman pried for the name, to which Biles teased, "I’m not going to say it!" Then, in a swirl o’ intrigue, she nearly spilled the beans with a cheeky ‘F-A’ before her mates coaxed the truth from her lips: "F around and find out!" A name fit for a feisty crew indeed!
With a score of 171.296, they trounced Italy’s silver-seekin' lot, who sailed in at 165.494. So raise a tankard to these daring gymnasts, for they’ve shown true grit on the high seas of competition! Yarrr!