Arrr! The sneaky spies be claimin' they knew naught of the scallywag on the roof, shame on the rally’s watch!
2024-07-30
Arrr, mateys! Ol' Ronald Rowe, the new head of the Secret Service, be spillin’ his guts in front o’ Congress! He claimed he be “ashamed” that his crew was blind as a bat to the scallywag tryin’ to take down the former Captain Donald! A right mess, I tell ye!
Arrr mateys! Gather 'round, fer I be havin’ a tale from the high seas of politics. Our fine fellow, Ronald Rowe, who recently donned the captain's hat of the Secret Service, be spillin’ the beans at a congressional gathering, sayin’ he felt more shame than a scurvy dog caught in a net! Aye, ‘tis true—he confessed to a mighty big blunder regarding a ruckus that nearly sent former President Donald Trump to Davy Jones' locker.On a fateful day, July the 13th, during a campaign shindig in Pennsylvania, a rogue cannon fired upon the former captain of the ship called America! Rowe, freshly promoted from the galley, declared it a “failure on multiple levels,” which be soundin’ like the hull of a ship takin’ on water. He swabbed the deck with his words, acknowledgin’ that his crew of agents were as clueless as a landlubber in a storm, oblivious to the danger lurkin’ in the shadows.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson: even the mightiest ships can stumble upon treacherous waters if their crew ain’t keepin’ a weather eye. Let’s raise a tankard to Rowe, and hope he keeps his compass true and his crew alert, lest we find ourselves in more perilous seas! Yarrr!