Arrr, Trump be ponderin’ a duel o’ wits with Harris, yet his crew claims he’s too chicken to face her!
2024-07-30
Arrr, matey! It seems our ol' Donald be shiverin’ in his boots, ponderin’ if he should duel the fair Vice Captain Kamala! He be sayin’ he “might” show up, but he’s also eyein’ the horizon for a way out! Her crew’s callin’ him a scallywag! Ha!
Arrr mateys! It be lookin’ like that scallywag Donald Trump be retreatin’ faster than a ship caught in a squall when it comes to facin’ off with the fierce Vice President Kamala Harris. He be questionin’ the worth of a good ol’ debate, sayin’ he “probably” will engage in the verbal swordfight, but also conjurin’ up a tale that he can “make a case fer not doin’ it.” Aye, the lassies over in Harris's camp be callin’ him “scared.”In a parley with the Fox News Channel, Trump found himself cornered like a rat in a barrel, avoidin’ a firm commitment to duel with the Vice President. His answer be wobblier than a ship in a storm, leavin’ us wonderin’ if he’s got the belly for a showdown or if he be wantin’ to sail away into the sunset instead.
This be a tale of political cat-and-mouse, where boldness be questioned, and the winds of election year be blowin’ harder than a gale. So hoist the sails and keep a weathered eye on the horizon, fer this here tussle might just be the jolliest spectacle on the high seas of politics! Arrr!