Arrr, me hearty! Friend be a curious contraption, givin' ye the shivers like a ghostly tale from the Black Mirror seas!
2024-07-31
Ahoy matey! Friend be a clever contraption, a trusty AI matey that be settin' sail to change how ye parley with yer gadgets! Aye, it be like havin’ a jolly swab at yer side, makin' tech feel as familiar as a pint o' rum! Arrr!
This trinket costs a mere $99, a steal compared to them other flops like the Humane AI Pin, which be askin' for a king’s ransom at $699! But beware, it seems the Friend be always eavesdroppin’. One lass munchin' on a falafel found her Friend chattin’ about her meal as if it be a mind-readin’ sea witch. And another scallywag playin' a game got dissed harder than a landlubber by his own device! 'Tis a fine line between a chummy mate and a pesky parrot, I tell ye!
As the good ship Friend sails into the sea of speculation, we ponder if it be a boon or a bane for lonely hearts. Will it help forge bonds or leave ye talkin’ to thin air? Only time will tell, me hearties, when it launches in 2025. So hoist yer sails and keep an eye on this quirky contraption—it just might be the strangest treasure yet!