Arrr, matey! The Bengals be sayin’ Joe Burrow missed the ‘White Dudes’ parley for Kamala’s shoutin’ match! Ha-ha!
2024-07-31
Avast, me hearties! The Cincinnati Bengals be squashing the scuttlebutt that their swashbucklin' quarterback Joe Burrow, along with other landlubbers of the NFL, be part of the 'White Dudes for Harris' crew. Rumors be as false as a mermaid's kiss, savvy? Arrr!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the lad Joe Burrow, the brave quarterback for the Cincinnati Bengals. There be tales swirling on the seas of social media, claimin’ he be joinin’ a fanciful Zoom call in support of that fine wench, Vice President Kamala Harris. But nay, it be naught but a scallywag’s tale, for Burrow was nowhere near that virtual hullabaloo, titled "White Dudes for Harris." The Bengals, like a ship captain settin' the record straight, issued a proclamation to quash the rumors, lettin' all know Burrow be not among them. Other names like Daniel Jones and Jared Goff also found their sails caught in the same storm of misinformation. Aye, the false claims blew through the internet like a cannonball, garnerin' millions of views. In truth, Burrow hasn't cast his lot with any candidate yet, though he's been spotted with the former pirate captain, President Trump, earlier this year. Now, as the new season approaches, this lad has taken to a bold new look, sportin’ a buzz cut and bleached hair, claimin’ he got bored! Arrr, let's hope he bounces back like a true buccaneer this season after a rough one!