The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arrr! Dona Kelce be hoistin’ a Facebook flag, callin’ out sly homophobia in the Olympics' grand show, savvy?

2024-07-31

Arrr, matey! Donna Kelce be settin' sail on the tempest of the Paris Olympic hullabaloo, spillin' her thoughts on the matter! She be sharin' a jolly post from a scallywag takin' aim at them critics, firin' verbal cannonballs like a true buccaneer! Har har, what a swashbucklin' sight!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale of the ruckus risin' 'round the Paris Olympics! So, 'tis ol' Donna Kelce, mother o' those Super Bowl scallywags, Travis and Jason, what took to the seas of social media to share her thoughts on the hullabaloo regarding the grand opening ceremony.

Now, some landlubbers be claimin' that the ceremony made a mockery of "The Last Supper," a holy tableau in Christianity. But savvy folks defended it, arguin' it be a nod to the wild feast of Dionysus—the Greek god of revelry, wine, and all things merry! Ol' Donna, bless her heart, called fer a bit more learnin' and less mindless scrollin' on the ol' Facebook.

"This be what happens when ye ban books!” she proclaimed, urgifyin’ folks to educate themselves on the festivity’s true roots. She noted that the spectacle was all about Dionysus, not a jab at any sacred supper, sayin’ that all the fuss stemmed from some folks’ inability to see past their own veils of intolerance!

With drag queens and a bare-bottomed singer channelin' the wine god himself, it was a scene to ruffle a few feathers. The French organizers claimed no disrespect was intended; they just wanted to celebrate community tolerance! So, me hearties, let us hoist a tankard o’ knowledge and stop the mindless sharing! Arrr!

Read the Original Article