Arrr! Trump be squawkin' back at Harris, callin' her a right peculiar wench, savvy? Har har, hoist the sails!
2024-07-31
Arrr, former Captain Trump be takin' the wind outta Vice Captain Harris's sails! She calls his crew "weird," but he be laughin’ like a parrot! With tales of Hannibal Lecter and Vance’s babblin’ ’bout childless scallywags, it be clear who’s truly barmy on this treacherous sea!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of political squabbles on the high seas of American politics! Former Captain of the White House, one Trump by name, be takin' a swing at Vice President Harris for claimin' his campaign with the swashbucklin' Sen. JD Vance be a tad "weird." Arrr, but Trump be sayin' it’s the other way 'round, like a ship turned upside down in a storm!The fair Harris, she be settin' her sights on the words of the GOP crew, callin' out their jests and jabs, includin' Trump’s curious chatter about that scallywag Hannibal Lecter and Vance’s quips 'bout landlubbers who ain’t raisin' no little ones. Aye, she believes these words be catchin' the eye of the voters, like gold doubloons glimmerin' in the sun!
But ol' Trump, with the cunning of a fox and the bravado of a cannonball, be ready to fight back, claimin' the real “weirdness” be found in Harris’s camp. It’s a right ruckus out there on the political waves, and the sea be churnin' with controversy! So hoist the sails and keep a weather eye, for this battle be far from over!