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Arrr, Biden be nudgin' Congress to scuttle them Mexican fentanyl ships, while Trump be callin' Harris a landlubber on borders!

2024-07-31

Ahoy mateys! Captain Biden be givin' Congress a nudge t’fight the foul scourge o’ fentanyl afore he weighs anchor! Meanwhile, that scallywag Trump be layin' cannon fire on First Mate Harris, claimin' she’s as useless as a barnacle on a barn door in this fierce battle 'gainst the sneaky drugs and rogues comin' from the south! Arrr!

Arrr, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout the high seas of politics! Captain Joe Biden, the fearless leader of the ship known as the United States, be callin' upon his hearty crew in Congress to hoist the sails and tackle the fearsome scourge of fentanyl, that treacherous drug that be causin' havoc far and wide!

As the sun sets on his time at the helm, Captain Biden be makin' a mighty push for new strategies, for he knows that time be a-tickin' like a cannon's fuse. Meanwhile, the scallywag Donald Trump, the former captain of this grand vessel, be layin' a barrage of cannon fire upon First Mate Kamala Harris, claimin' she be but a feather in Biden's cap, doin' naught but sittin' on the sidelines whilst the storm rages on.

With the winds of change blowin', the crew be divided, and the seas be tumultuous! But Captain Biden be determined to steer his ship through the turbulent waters of drug smuggling and unauthorized immigrants comin' from the southern shores. So, raise yer tankards, me hearties, for the battle against fentanyl be far from over, and the fate of the ship be in the hands of our bold crew!

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