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Arrr! Suni Lee and Simone Biles be throwin' jibes at that scallywag gymnast for spoutin' off critter remarks!

2024-07-31

Arrr, Suni Lee be standin’ firm as a ship’s mast, defendin’ her matey Simone Biles in a ruckus with the scallywag MyKayla Skinner! Biles be firin’ the first cannon, and Suni be right in her corner, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger! Aye, the gymnastic seas be stormy!

Arrr mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn o' Olympic shenanigans! So, Suni Lee, the daring lass, be throwin' gasoline on a fiery debate after Simone Biles fired a cannonball o' words at a former matey! Biles, celebratin' her gold medal glory, posted a jolly collage on the 'gram, but it was not all smooth sailin'.

In her post, she called out some scallywags, writin', "Lack of talent, lazy, Olympic champions," sharper than a cutlass. This jab was aimed at MyKayla Skinner, who had the audacity to critique the crew in a now-vanished video, sayin', "The talent just ain't what it used to be." Skinner found herself in hot waters, givin' an apology like a true landlubber!

Suni Lee, not to be outdone, chimed in, “Put a finger down if Simone Biles just ended you,” and aye, the crew be laughin'! McKayla Maroney even jested about the whole debacle, sayin', "Feels like I need to apologize just to redeem my first name." With four shiny medals now in her treasure chest, Lee be ridin' high on the waves of glory!

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