Arrr, matey! The DOJ be sayin' the FBI's gotta scrub its chat with the digital seas, savvy?
2024-07-31
Arrr, matey! After the high court spurned them scallywags tryin' to halt the chat 'twixt the crown and the tech buccaneers, a report be spillin' the beans! It claims our spies be blabberin' like drunken sailors. The lawmen be needin' to keep their parley shipshape! Avast!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round, for I be havin' a tale of the high seas of law and social media! A fortnight past, the Supreme Court, like a mighty ship, cast aside the conservative scallywags tryin' to shackle the U.S. government from conversin' with those tech buccaneers. Aye, it be a fine day for freedom of speech, but lo and behold, trouble be brewin' beneath the surface!In a report issued by the Justice Department’s chief watchdog, a certain Michael E. Horowitz, it seems the intelligence swabs be a bit too loose with their tongue when parleyin' with the social media brigands. This 53-page scroll reveals that communication be as undisciplined as a crew of rum-soaked sailors on a wild night! Aye, they be needin' to tighten their sails and chart a course for clearer discourse!
It appears that law enforcement, in their quest for justice, might be needin' to mind their manners whilst dealin' with the tech rogues. 'Tis a tangled web they weave, so let this serve as a warning to all ye out there: when ye be communicatin' with the tech lords, keep yer wits about ye, lest ye find yerself walkin' the plank of misinformation!