The Booty Report

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Arrr! Some tasks be too rough for wee scallywags! But Project 2025 be thinkin' otherwise, savvy?

2024-08-01

Arrr, matey! In the summer sun, young scallywags be scoopin’ ice cream or keepin’ watch at the pool, but a crew o’ landlubber officials be dreamin’ of sendin’ ‘em to perilous factories! Aye, what be next—shiverin’ timbers for pocket change? Ha!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tales of young scallywags swappin’ their ice cream scoops fer dangerous labor! In the golden summer days, many a lad and lass taketh to the local pool or an ice cream shop, learnin’ the ways of the world whilst servin’ up sweet delights. But lo! A band of landlubber officials, mostly from the realm of the Republicans, hath set their sights on recruitin’ these young buccaneers fer perilous trades in dark factories!

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