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Arrr, Harris be bouncin’ like a ship in a squall ’bout frackin’, confusin’ the good folk o’ Pennsylvania!

2024-08-01

Arrr! Once a fierce foe of frackin’, Vice President Kamala Harris be swabbin’ the deck and changin’ her tune now that she’s the Democrats’ captain for the 2024 voyage! With Pennsylvanian scallywags holdin’ the treasure map, frackin’ be keepin’ over 100,000 landlubbers employed! Avast, mateys!

Ahoy there, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout Vice President Kamala Harris, once a fierce foe of the frackin' trade! Aye, in the days of yore, she swore on her cutlass to ban the blasted business of extractin' black gold and gas from the belly of Mother Earth. But lo and behold! When the winds changed and she found herself as the Democrats' top pick for the high seas of the 2024 election, that ol' stance went overboard faster than a scallywag with a hole in his pocket!

Now, ye see, the fair state of Pennsylvania be the treasure map to victory, with frackin' becomin' the lifeblood of its economy. Aye, ‘tis true that more than a hundred thousand souls be drawin' their breath from this very trade! A recent chartin' of the waters revealed this industry be keepin' many a crew afloat, and Ms. Harris, savvy as a seasoned sailor, be hopin' to gather the support of these hearty folks.

So, there she be, raisin' her sails to catch the winds of change, hopin' to steer her ship towards glory! Aye, politics be a rough sea, but with the right crew, she might just plunder the treasure of votes! Arrr!

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