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“Yarr, those Democrats and Republicans be twistin’ each other into stranger shapes than a kraken on a dance floor!”

2024-08-01

Arrr, mateys! The crew of “Karens fer Kamala” be sailin’ with Sam Brinton and that rascally monkeypox wrangler, Joe Biden! They be pointin’ fingers at “weirdness” in their quest against Trump! The GOP be claimin’ it’s a battle o’ landlubbers against scallywags, with Sarah Sanders leadin’ the charge!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I be spinnin' ye a yarn 'bout a peculiar crew callin' themselves “Karens for Kamala”, led by the enigmatic Sam Brinton and that notorious monkeypox coordinator the world knows as Joe Biden! Aye, these scallywags be makin' wild claims o' “weirdness” in their quest to take down Captain Donald Trump!

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