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Arrr! Katie Ledecky be collectin' her 13th shiny medal like a true sea siren in the 4x200M splashdown!

2024-08-01

Arrr, me hearties! On Thursday, the fair lass Katie Ledecky snagged her 13th shiny Olympic treasure, makin’ her the first wench to hoist such a bounty! Only one other scallywag in the whole swimmin’ crew’s done it! Shiver me timbers, what a catch!

Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to the tale of one Katie Ledecky, the fairest siren of the swimming seas! This lass be claimin’ her 13th medal of the Olympic treasure hunt, makin' her the undisputed queen of the women’s swimmin’ realm!

At the grand contest of the 4x200-meter freestyle relay, our brave heroine tied the record of the legendary Jenny Thompson, Emma McKeon, and Dara Torres with a shiny gold piece in the 1500-meter race. She be the only wench to ever sail this high in the Olympian waters! Though she be a tad slow on the draw when she first jumped in, she slashed through the waves like a cutlass, leavin’ her foes quakin’ in their boots.

Alas, the gold be claimed by the crafty Australians, led by the fierce Ariarne Titmus. But fear not! Ledecky still has a shot at glory with one last race in the women's 800m freestyle, where she can stake her claim to be the first lass with nine golden treasures! So hoist the sails and cheer for our swimming pirate queen, for her legend be growin’ ever grander upon the high seas of competition!

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