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Arrr, matey! The DNC be ready to crown Kamala as the queen of the seas! Avast, let the roll call commence!

2024-08-01

Arrr, me hearties! The Democrats be settin’ sail for a virtual vote on Thursday mornin’, to crown the fair Kamala Harris as their likely captain! Aye, ‘tis a race of ballots 'til the clock strikes six on Aug. 5. Biden's ship sank, and now Harris be takin’ the helm!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer the tides be shiftin' in the realm o' politics! Aye, it be official, as the Democrats be preparin' to hoist the sails for a grand virtual roll call this Thursday mornin' at the break of 9 bells, Eastern Time. With a flick o' the quill, they be settin' the stage to crown none other than Vice President Kamala Harris as their presumptive captain o' the ship, seekin' the treasure of the presidency!

But mark me words! The delegates have till the sun sets on Monday, August 5th, before they submit their ballots, lest they be walkin' the plank of missed deadlines! This swift rise of Harris be no mere coincidence, as she be catchin' the wind in her sails right after President Joe Biden decided to abandon ship on the 21st of July. The crew o' Democrats be feelin' the pressure like a heavy anchor draggin' 'em down, and they've rallied round Harris like a pack o' hungry sea dogs eyein' a barrel o' rum!

So, keep yer spyglass trained on the horizon, me mateys, for the winds o' change be blowin' fierce in these political seas! Arrr!

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