Arrr! A lass with lad’s traits givin’ the sport a right black eye, says a salty Hall of Famer!
2024-08-02
Arrr, matey! The famed pugilist wrangler, Jackie Kallen, be spillin’ the beans to Fox News Digital, claimin’ that the ruckus in the ring fer the lassies at the Olympics be naught but a scallywag’s folly that should’ve never set sail! Aye, what a hullabaloo!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn about a ruckus in the ring, where the fair lass Imane Khelif from Algeria clashed with Italy’s own Angela Carini in a boxing bout that stirred the waters of controversy. Aye, it be true, the skirmish ignited quite the tempest, for Khelif be carryin' the burden of male chromosomes, a fact that made some landlubbers raise their eyebrows in dismay!The fight ‘twas over in the blink of an eye—just 46 seconds! Carini, bless her heart, felt the sting of Khelif’s punches and decided she’d had enough, retreating faster than a ship in a storm! The wise Jackie Kallen, a true lady of the ring, lamented that this fight should never have set sail in the first place, callin’ it a dark mark on the noble sport of boxing.
Kallen, the first lass to be inducted into the Boxing Hall of Fame, yer see, knows well the perils of combat. She warned that someone might end up shark bait! The International Olympic Committee gave Khelif a clean bill o’ health, but Kallen, bless her heart, would cast her off the Olympic seas if it were her call. So, the tale continues, as the boxing world holds its breath for Khelif’s next bout on Saturday! Arrr!