Arrr! Riley be shoutin’ beware to them scallywags thinkin’ of votin’ fer Harris 'mongst Olympic fisticuffs!
2024-08-01
Arrr, me hearties! The legendary swimmer, Riley Gaines, sails onto "Jesse Watters Tonight," givin’ a hearty warning to ye scallywags thinkin’ of castin’ yer lot with Kamala Harris! Aye, listen well, or ye might find yerselves swimmin' with the fishes in a sea of regret!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale o' controversy on the high seas of sportin' competition. The fierce Riley Gaines, a champion swimmer o' the NCAA, be raisin' the alarm like a ship's bell ringin'! She was forced to share the water with a lass who be tippin' the scales o' gender, and now she be warnin' us about that scallywag, Vice President Kamala Harris!On the fine vessel called Fox News, Gaines took aim at the hullabaloo surroundin' the Paris Olympics, where an Algerian boxer with male chromosomes took to the ring against fair maidens. "Aye, crickets from Kamala and the lasses at ‘The View!’" she exclaimed, warnin' that a vote for Kamala be a vote against yer daughter's future, savvy?
With a wink and a nod, she declared her allegiance to Trump, sayin', “I be a woman, and I be votin' for him!” In the meantime, that controversial boxer, Imane Khelif, be knockin' out her opponents faster than a cannonball through a hull, leavin' one poor Italian lass in tears.
So hoist the flag, keep a weather eye, and remember: the seas be choppy when it comes to who be fightin' who! Arrr!