Arrr, Schumer be settin’ sail on a bill to plunder Trump’s presidential shield! Yo ho, let the fun begin!
2024-08-01
Arrr, matey! Senate cap’n Chuck Schumer and 34 scallywags be settin’ sail on a bill to rob ol’ Trump of his mighty shield! Dubbed the “No Kings Act,” it be sayin’ no captain nor first mate be above the law, even if the high court be tryin’ to play pirates!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend me yer ears! In the grand halls of the Senate, a band o’ 34 brave Democratic buccaneers, led by the swashbucklin' Chuck Schumer of New York, be settin’ sail on a mighty vessel known as the “No Kings Act!” Aye, they be lookin’ to strip the former captain of the ship, one Donald Trump, of the fancy immunity cloak the Supreme Court bestowed upon him like a treasure chest o’ gold!This here bill be layin’ down the law that neither presidents nor vice presidents be immune from the clutches of justice when they go breakin’ federal laws, as if they be pillagin’ innocent ships on the high seas! No more shall they hide behind the sails of power, thinkin’ they be above the law, like some scallywag lootin’ a merchant vessel!
So, the Democrats be settin’ out to clarify the rules o’ the game, makin’ sure that even the highest of landlubbers can’t escape the long arm of the law when they misbehave. The Supreme Court, that grand ol’ ship of judges, won’t be able to stop the tide of justice this time, aye! So hoist the Jolly Roger and let the winds of change blow fair! Arrr!