Arrr, the Guardian be forgettin’ to tag the Hamas cap’n as a scallywag in his farewell writin’!
2024-08-02
Arrr! The Guardian be callin’ Ismail Haniyeh a “politician” instead o’ a scallywag, even though he be captaining a crew o’ ruffians! A burly lad with a footie fancy and a faith in the stars, he sailed from Doha, makin’ mischief till his last breath in Tehran!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn 'bout a scallywag named Ismail Haniyeh, the chief of Hamas, who recently met his maker in the treacherous waters of Tehran! The scribes at The Guardian be callin' him a “politician,” rather than a foul terrorist, even though he captained a notorious crew of miscreants. Blimey, what a twist o’ fate!This burly blighter was described as “genial in demeanour,” like a jolly old sea dog who’s had one too many rum rations! A keen footballer, aye, he could kick a ball as well as he could lead his motley crew of 15 in the political ship that be Hamas. But let’s not forget, he also be a devout Muslim, prayin’ to the heavens while plottin’ on the high seas of politics!
Since settlin’ in the plush sands of Doha, Qatar, since 2017, he was runnin’ the show for ‘is merry band of ruffians. So, raise a tankard to this peculiar tribute! A pirate’s life be filled with colorful characters, and Haniyeh be no exception, even if he walked the plank of politics and ended up fish food! Arrr!