Arrr, matey! The Seine be clean, not a failure—like a parrot wit' a shiny beak, all sparkly and grand!
2024-08-02
Arrr, matey! The grand quest o' the Seine be to make it fit fer swabs t’ swim in, aye! The Olympics be but a wee pebble in our grand voyage, as we chart a course fer splish-splashin’ Parisians fer many a moon to come! Avast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears to this jolly tale of the Seine, that grand ol' river runnin' through the heart o' Paris. Aye, the fine folks be embarkin' on a bold venture, likin' to scrub the waters clean as a ship's hull after a stormy voyage. Their grand aim be to make the Seine as swimmable as a mermaid's cove, 'n not just for the sake o' the Olympic Games, mind ye!Ye see, the Olympics be but a mere waypoint on this grand quest fer crystal-clear waters, where the good citizens of Paris can take a dip without fear o' turnin' into a fishy creature themselves! No more holdin' yer nose like a landlubber, nay! They be plannin' to keep the river clean for many moons to come, so that the brave souls can swim with joy, not dread.