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Ahoy mateys! Dodgers’ brave lad Freddie be shoutin’ his wee scallywag, just three, be fightin’ a rare brain beast!

2024-08-02

Arrr, me hearties! Dodgers’ grand captain Freddie Freeman and his fair lass Chelsea be shoutin' from the crow’s nest o’ Instagram that their wee lad, just three years in this world, be stricken with a fierce bout o' Guillain-Barré syndrome! Aye, even the scallywags be havin' rough seas!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I spin ye a yarn of woe and triumph from the high seas of baseball! The famed Los Angeles Dodgers' swashbucklin' star, Freddie Freeman, and his fine lass, Chelsea, be experiencin' the stormiest of days, as their wee lad, Max, be stricken with a rare ailment known as Guillain-Barré syndrome—an affliction that makes a lad's muscles turn as weak as a landlubber's knees!

Last Friday, the little scallywag fell into a deep slumber of paralysis, makin' the Freeman crew's hearts race faster than a ship under full sail! Freddie, findin' himself in Houston, rushed back faster than a pirate chasin’ treasure, just in time to ensure Max's lungs were fortified against the tempest of his condition.

But fear not! For the tide has turned, and the family be celebratin' small victories! The lad’s been freed from the clutches of the ventilator, a true treasure of hope! With faith stronger than the mightiest ship, they beseech the crew of prayerful hearts to keep Max in their thoughts. So, raise yer tankards and send good vibes for young Maximus, who be fightin' like a true pirate in his quest for recovery! Yarrr!

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