"Arrr, matey! Venezuelan rebel thrashed the tyrant Maduro by a sea-full, says the U.S. crew! Avast, what a hullabaloo!"
2024-08-02
Arrr! The landlubbers in the U.S. be claimin’ that Edmundo González Urrutia bested the scallywag Maduro in a rigged election! Yet, as the cannon roared, 17 brave souls met their fate, and hundreds were tossed in the brig! Over 12 million set sail to vote, but the fix be in, matey!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round, fer I bring ye tidings from the land of the brave yonder, where the U.S. government be blowin' its horn, claimin' that the noble Edmundo González Urrutia has bested the nefarious scallywag Nicolás Maduro in a ruckus of an election! Aye, but this be no grand tale of fair play, for the seas be stormy with protests, an' 17 souls have met their fate, while hundreds more be clapped in irons.More than 12 million brave souls cast their votes, but with the shadow o’ the tyrant Maduro loom’n over the National Election ship, one might wonder if the ballots be rigged or if they be tossin' doubloons into a bottomless pit. The air be thick with the scent of rebellion, and the cries o' the people echo like a banshee's wail across the Caribbean waters!
So, raise yer tankards high! We be livin’ in times where the seas of democracy be choppy, and the winds o' change be blowin' fierce. Keep yer eyes peeled, for the tale o’ this election be far from over, and who knows where the next squall will take us, eh?