Arrr, Aaron Judge be the first scallywag to launch 40 cannonballs this season, with a mighty 477-foot shot!
2024-08-02
Arrr matey! On the fateful day of Friday, our swashbucklin’ lad Aaron Judge sent a mighty cannonball o’ a ball 477 feet into the skies, claimin’ his 40th treasure chest o’ home runs against the scallywags from Toronto! Aye, what a jolly good blast!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of one Aaron Judge, the mighty Yankee who be swingin' his bat like a cutlass! This scallywag done belted his 40th home run, sendin' that orb a-flyin' 477 feet into the bleachers at Yankee Stadium, makin' him the first in all the seas of baseball to do so this season!On a fateful day, he struck a two-run cannonball off the Blue Jays’ Gausman, collectin' his 100th and 101st runs like a true treasure! From the depths of a pitiful .197, he rose like the Kraken, hittin' .377 since May, and now leads the league in homers and RBIs, makin' even the fiercest landlubber swoon!
With a pace that could see him reach 58 home runs, he be chasin' the record he set last season, a whopping 62 dingers! Rumor has it, he’s in the second year of a grand treasure hoard worth $360 million—gold doubloons galore—but all that looked grim when a toe injury had him down like a shipwrecked sailor!
Fear not, for the Yankees be on the rise again, claimin' victories like rum in a tavern. So hoist the sails and raise yer tankards to Aaron Judge, the home run buccaneer of our time!