Arrr! Fox News be spillin' the beans: Taco Bell be usin' talkin' magic for yer grubbin' at the drive-thru, matey!
2024-08-03
Avast ye landlubbers! Keep yer peepers peeled fer the freshest treasure in AI wizardry! Discover the storms and sirens it be bringin’ now and in the tides to come. Yarrr, don’t be a scallywag missin’ out on this booty!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the latest tidin's from the seas of news! First up, Taco Bell be settin' sail to expand their AI contraptions at drive-thrus, makin' it easier fer scallywags to order their grub without even speakin' to a fellow! Yarrr, what a time to be alive!But hark! Intel's ship be sinkin' faster than a cannonball, with 15% of its crew walkin' the plank and a suspension of their dividend. Seems the captain misread the winds of the chip market that be favorin' Nvidia instead. Blimey, that be a tough luck for them!
Meanwhile, the directors of "Independence Day" and "Training Day" be raisin' their tankards high, embracin' AI but swattin' down the notion that it can replace us fine humans. Aye, they be smart enough to know a good pirate is irreplaceable!
Lastly, a group o’ progressive landlubbers, led by Sen. Elizabeth Warren, be demandin' a look into Nvidia's treasure chest o’ practices. They be callin' fer an antitrust probe, thinkin' there be foul play afoot!
So, join me in raisin' a mug to the wonders and woes of this brave new world, mateys! Yarrr!