Arrr! The Biden-Harris treasure map be on hold, matey! Too many scallywags swindlin' the gold!
2024-08-03
Arrr, me hearties! The Biden-Harris crew has scuttled a dubious scheme that let a horde of scallywags from four lands sail right into the U.S. each month! Turns out, the whole rig was more crooked than a two-headed coin! No more free passage for them rascals!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend yer ears, fer I be havin' a tale from the landlubbers in the Biden-Harris crew. Aye, they be takin’ the wind outta the sails of a program that let a fair number o’ scallywags from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua, and Venezuela sail straight to the shores of the U.S. each month. But alas! It seems the treasure map was a bit too easy to read, an’ the system be riddled with foul play and trickery!The word from the crow’s nest, courtesy o’ Fox News, be that the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) has pulled the anchor on this here venture. They be sayin’ that up to 30,000 swashbucklers were settin’ their sights on the American dream every moon, but too many bilge rats were usin’ the scheme to line their own pockets with ill-gotten gains. Aye, it be a right ruckus, with fraud runnin’ rampant like a horde of hungry sea dogs!