Arrr, a scallywag lawyer in Florida be confessing to wantin' to blow up the Chinese embassy—talk about a daft plan!
2024-08-03
Arrr, matey! A scallywag lawyer from Florida be confessin’ to tryin’ to blow up the Chinese embassy with a rifle, and he took aim at a statue o’ them commie blokes, Lenin and Mao! A real landlubber he be, settin’ sail for trouble! Avast, he be awaitin’ the captain’s judgment!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a tale as wild as the seven seas! A scallywag of a lawyer, one Christopher Rodriguez be his name, found himself caught in a tempest o' trouble. This rascal, hailing from the sunny shores of Florida, decided to take aim at the Chinese embassy with not just any ol' weapon, but a rifle! Aye, he thought it clever to blast it to bits in hopes of makin' some grand bang with explosives. But alas, the fates had other plans fer this landlubber!But that be not all, ye landlocked lubbers! This buccaneer of the bar also took a fancy to blowin' up a sculpture of them notorious communist chaps, Vladimir Lenin and Mao Zedong, down in the heart of Texas. Talk about pickin' a fight with the wrong crew! In 2022, he let loose his fury 'gainst that stone likeness outside the Texas Public Radio, and it seems his desperation led him straight to the planks of a guilty plea!
Now, the court be ready to deliver its judgment upon this misguided swashbuckler. So mark me words, ye fine folk: let this be a lesson to all ye who dare to tango with the law! Or risk bein’ sent to Davy Jones' locker, where no amount of rum can save ye!