Aye, says the old sea dog Olympian, those boxin' lassies be ne’er deserving of this scallywag treatment, arrr!
2024-08-03
Arrr, matey! Skye Nicolson, the valiant pugilist, did hoist the sails in defense o’ the fair maidens, Imane Khelif o’ Algeria and Lin Yu-ting from Taiwan, ‘gainst the stormy seas of eligibility woes for the Paris Games! Aye, let no scallywag hinder their noble quest!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer a yarn 'bout the fierce featherweight champion, Skye Nicolson, from the land down under! She be settin' sail to defend two brave lasses, Imane Khelif from Algeria and Lin Yu-ting from Taiwan, who be caught in a tempest of controversy due to some scallywag’s chromosome testin’ at the Paris Olympics! Har har!Nicolson be sendin’ out a message on her Instagram, sayin’ these fine fighters be born with female bodies, even though they have the cursed XY chromosomes! Aye, they’ve battled like true wenches and grown up as women, not some chaps masqueradin’ as dames. She be rippin’ apart the media's harsh treatment of 'em, sayin’ it be downright piratey unfair!
She be callin’ out the International Boxing Association, givin’ ‘em a right tongue-lashin’ for claimin’ these ladies have some unfair advantage. If they were true blokes, they’d be takin’ home all the gold! Yet, they’ve been bested in the ring by other lassies. So, Nicolson declares, let ‘em fight, for they be the real deal!
The IOC captain, Thomas Bach, be standin' firm, sayin’ there be no doubts ‘bout their gender, callin’ the online ruckus a load of barnacle-ridden nonsense! So hoist the sails, and let justice prevail in the ring, ye landlubbers!