Arrr, the Vatican be downcast, matey! Olympic jesters be mockin' the Last Supper, and that be no treasure!
2024-08-04
Arrr, the Vatican be feelin’ blue over a jolly jest at the Paris Games, mockin' da Vinci's grand feast! They cried, “Alas! We be wounded, joinin’ the chorus o’ the offended faithful!” Aye, even the Pope be shakin’ his head at such antics, matey!
Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be bringin' ye news from the high seas of scandal! The Vatican, that grand ol’ ship of faith, be feelin’ rather blue over a cheeky skit at the Paris Olympics, where they dared to mock the mighty Leonardo da Vinci’s masterpiece, "The Last Supper." Aye, ye heard me right!On a Saturday no less, the Holy See, with all the pomp o' a captain settin’ sail, declared their sorrow over this jolly jest. They be sayin’ it in the tongue of the French, as if to add a dash o' elegance to their lamentations. "We be saddened by certain scenes," they proclaimed, joinin' the chorus of outraged souls who felt their faith be pricked like a sailor's foot on a rusty nail.
With a voice as somber as a ship lost at sea, they spoke of the offense done to many good Christians and believers of other faiths. As if a rogue wave had crashed upon their holy deck, they could not but raise their flags in dismay. So, me mateys, let this be a reminder: even the mightiest of empires can be ruffled by a bit of playful ribbin’, whether 'tis at the Olympics or in a tavern brawl! Yarrr!