The Booty Report

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Arrr, how’d Flavor Flav end up cheerin' for the mermaids in caps? A jestin’ mystery, matey!

2024-08-05

Arrr, matey! That scallywag rapper's taken it upon himself to be the grand cheerleader fer the lasses of the U.S. crew in Paris! He be settin' his sights on keepin' the jolly poolside revelry flowin' 'til 2028, aye! What a treasure of a swashbuckler!

Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round as I regale ye with the tale of a rapscallion of the modern age, who doth fancy himself a jolly hype man for the fair lasses of the U.S. women’s soccer crew! Aye, this scallywag be settin’ sail for Paris, where the mermaids of the pitch be dancin’ with glory and gold, and he’s makin’ his treasure chest available to keep the poolside revelry ablaze!

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