Arrr, matey! The M4 treasure be sailin' in 2024, but the rest o' the Mac crew be stuck at port!
2024-08-05
Arrr, matey! Behold! The M4 treasure map be showin' we might see new MacBook Pros, Mac mini, and iMacs sailin' into port by year's end! Sharpen yer cutlasses, for new tech booty be comin' sooner than ye think! Avast, the tech booty be ripe fer plunderin'!
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round fer some news from the tech seas! The elusive M4 Macs be settin' sail soon, with whispers from leaky barrels suggestin' new MacBook Pro, Mac mini, and iMacs might dock this year! A savvy fella by the name of Mark Gurman be spoutin' these tidings, hintin' at an October launch, just like the cursed M3s that made their appearance at last year’s 'Scary Fast' shindig.But hold yer horses — or yer parrots, if ye fancy! The M4 chip be makin' waves in the MacBook Air, Mac Pro, and Mac Studio, but those treasures won't be findin' their way to yer shores until 2025! The M4 promises more power, speedier AI, and a sprinkle of fresh features, yet don’t be expectin’ a mighty overhaul just yet; most models will just get a chip change, savvy?
Yet, me hearties, I must raise a flag of caution! The tech world be churnin' out gadgets faster than a ship in a storm, and while new toys be temptin’, we oughta ponder the toll it takes on our dear Earth. So, while we await these shiny new contraptions, let’s be mindful of the sea we sail! Yarr!